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A Small Complaint

I really dislike purchasing things with a credit card and having to sign my name with my finger. No matter how hard I try, the resulting signature looks like it was written by a jonesing meth addict having a grand mal seizure. Who's the genuis who decided our index fingers are writing utensils? If I were to guess, I'd say it's someone whose academic career peaked in kindergarten, when the teacher praised their finger-painting efforts. Anyway, that's my small complaint. There are many other things that annoy me, but I won't go into them here. I prefer to pace myself. If I've learned one lesson in this life, it's that bitching and moaning about the little stuff isn't a sprint, it's a marathon.

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1st Aired: 03 October 2019