CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #551
|For Immediate Release||January 20, 2017|
DETERMINING FACT FROM FICTION
By the power vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1. It shall be the policy of my administration that, in any given circumstance, the truth is what I say it is, or need it to be.
Section 2. Any statement, photograph or report that does not align with Section 1 shall be deemed "fake news."
Section 3. Contradiction of Section 1 or Section 2 shall be punishable by mean tweet.
Section 4. Handwriting analysis of my signature (see below) is fake news.
1st Aired: 9 Feb 2017